Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
He better not be in your backpack
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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