i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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