im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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