it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
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