The maid of honor just puked.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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