I wanna bring you to show and tell
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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