i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
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