I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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