it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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