The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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