How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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