This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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