margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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