The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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