so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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