I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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