Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
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