You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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