hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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