Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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