I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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