That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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