The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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