the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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