I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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