oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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