so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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