ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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