I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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