I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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