He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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