I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I want her autograph on my taint
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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