why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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