thus making me awesome and them whores
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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