So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
MIDGETS
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I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
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