yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Even my vagina gasped.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Do plants get herpes?
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