I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Randomize
