super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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