her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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