Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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