Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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