he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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