Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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