I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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