Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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