You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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