My nipple is on Facebook.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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