she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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