You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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