Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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